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Why did the African kid bring a map to the playground? In case he got lost in the Sahara Zone!
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Why did the African kid bring a ladder to school? Because he wanted to go to high school!
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What's an African kid's favorite subject in school? Social studies, of course!
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What do you call an African kid with a great sense of humor? A giggleraffe!
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How does an African kid apologize? He says, 'Sorry if I Zulu down your mood!
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Why did the African kid bring a net to school? He wanted to catch up on his studies!
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Kids these days have more gadgets than I have socks. I asked my kid for help with my phone, and they looked at me like I just asked them to decipher hieroglyphics. I miss the good old days when the only touchscreen I knew was the TV screen that changed channels with a click.
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I told my kid that I used to walk to school uphill, both ways. They looked at me skeptically and said, Dad, are you sure you weren't just walking in circles? I guess my daily commute had a touch of unintentional geometry.
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My kid asked me what life was like before the internet. I told them we used something called an encyclopedia. They looked at me like I just described an ancient alien artifact. You mean Google in book form? they asked. I guess those encyclopedias were the OG Google.
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I tried explaining to my kid that when I was their age, my idea of a high-tech toy was a stick with a wheel attached. Now, they've got virtual reality and smartphones. Back in the day, the only thing virtual was my chances of finding my way home after playing outside till dark.
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You know you're getting old when you try to impress your kid with stories of your childhood, and they just stare at you like you're a relic from the past. I told my kid about playing outside until the streetlights came on, and they said, What's a streetlight?
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I tried introducing my kid to classic movies, and they said, Dad, why is the picture so blurry? I had to explain that back then, HD stood for Highly Distorted. Now I feel like a relic from the age of pixelated nostalgia.
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I tried to teach my kid about the value of money by giving them an allowance. Now, every time I ask for a loan, they hand me a virtual IOU. I never thought I'd owe money to someone who hasn't even mastered tying their own shoelaces.
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I told my kid that when I was their age, we didn't have video calls; we had landlines with cords long enough to circle the Earth. Now, my kid thinks I grew up in a time when the world was just one big game of telephone.
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You ever notice how raising kids these days is like trying to navigate through a jungle? I mean, my kid's school project was to take care of a virtual African plant for a week. I thought I was signing up for a Chia Pet, but apparently, I've got a virtual rainforest in my living room now.
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