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Why did the African elephant bring a suitcase to the zoo? It wanted to pack its trunk!
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Why did the African elephant bring a map to the jungle? It wanted to show everyone the way to the 'ele-fun' party!
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Why did the African elephant bring a pen to the jungle? It wanted to draw attention to its 'ele-fantastic' jokes!
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Why do African elephants never play hide and seek? Because they always find themselves trunk in hand!
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What do you call an elephant that never shares? An 'elfisht' African elephant!
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What's an African elephant's favorite type of movie? Anything with a 'trunk-twisting' plot!
African Elephants' Travel Woes
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You know, I read somewhere that African elephants have great memories. But let me tell you, if they remembered the ridiculous baggage fees they paid, they'd forget where they were migrating to!
Elephant Dating Troubles
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I feel for African elephants in the dating world. Imagine trying to impress someone with your tusks when all they talk about is how 'Ivory' is out of style!
Elephant Gym Memberships
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Have you seen those African elephants? They're massive! They don't need a gym membership; they ARE the gym! Those trunks are the original resistance bands!
Elephant Family Feuds
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You think your family's dramatic? Imagine being an African elephant—half the time, they're dealing with trunk arguments, and the other half, they're trying to remember who's auntie Trunky and who's uncle Stompy!
Elephant's Karaoke Night
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I've heard African elephants communicate through low-frequency sounds. That explains why they're not the biggest fans of karaoke—they're thinking, I can't hear my own song over all this human noise!
Elephant Airplane Etiquette
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Ever seen an African elephant trying to fit into an airplane seat? They've got more legroom issues than a seven-foot basketball player in economy class!
Elephant Fashion Faux Pas
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Those African elephants have the right idea. Who needs pockets when you've got a trunk? Although, it does make wearing pants a bit of a faux pas!
Elephant-Sized Selfies
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I heard African elephants are a bit camera shy. No wonder—they can't fit their trunks in a selfie stick frame without making it a panorama shot!
Elephant Fitness Regimens
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African elephants are known for their long walks. I guess when your sneakers are the size of a Mini Cooper, you're bound to get some serious mileage!
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