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I tried to impress someone by saying I appreciate art from afar, you know, to sound cultured. Turns out, that just means I don't want to accidentally spill my coffee on the expensive paintings.
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You know you're in trouble when your GPS says, "In 500 feet, turn left," and you're too busy staring afar, contemplating the meaning of life. Suddenly, Siri becomes your existential crisis assistant.
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I was at a coffee shop, and the person in front of me in line was gazing afar like they were solving the mysteries of the universe. Meanwhile, I'm just there trying to decide if I want a small, medium, or large coffee – because, let's be honest, that's the real dilemma.
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People say love is like finding someone in a crowded room. I say it's more like trying to spot your friend from afar in a sea of identical umbrellas during a rainstorm – challenging and slightly absurd.
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I saw a couple sitting on a park bench, both looking afar in opposite directions. I guess even in love, personal space extends into the distance.
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They say the grass is always greener on the other side, but have you ever tried appreciating your neighbor's lawn from afar? It's like having a green envy filter for your eyes.
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You ever notice how people always say they're "thinking afar" when they're trying to sound profound? Like, I tried that once, and all I got was weird looks. Apparently, it's more socially acceptable to just say you're daydreaming.
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I tried stargazing once, thinking about the cosmos from afar. But then I got distracted by a mosquito and realized my cosmic journey had taken an unexpected turn into the realm of itchy regrets.
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I attempted to meditate, focusing my thoughts afar, but all I could think about was how weird it is that we close our eyes to look within. Maybe I need a "meditation for overthinkers" class.
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