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Why did the aerobics instructor bring a ladder to class? For high-impact aerobics!
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I joined an aerobics class for procrastinators. It's called 'Last-Minute Lunges'!
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What did the yoga instructor say to the aerobics class? 'Let's stretch our limits!
Aerobic Ambitions
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Every time I try aerobics, I have the ambition of a gazelle but end up moving like a confused penguin on a hot sidewalk. Someone should really tell my limbs they're not in sync!
Gym Music Mysteries
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Ever try doing aerobics to classical music? It's like trying to sprint through a library without getting shushed. And for our next move, let's gracefully lift our...weights?
Dance Confusion
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They say aerobics is like dancing but with a purpose. Well, the only purpose I had was trying to figure out which leg goes where without tripping and creating my own floor routine!
Sweating Styles
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There are two types of people in an aerobics class: those who glisten like they're in a sports drink commercial, and then there's me, sweating so much it looks like I just ran through a car wash... backwards!
Spandex Dilemmas
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Wearing spandex to an aerobics class is like putting on a superhero costume and hoping your superpower is not getting tangled in your own outfit. Trust me, those pants do more squeezing than the actual workout!
Cardio Comedy
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Cardio in aerobics is like trying to run a marathon while solving a Rubik's Cube. Except instead of solving it, you're just hoping you don't twist an ankle!
Aerobic Antics
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You ever notice how aerobics classes are just an excuse for a room full of people to jump around in spandex and pretend they're coordinated? I went to one, and by the end, I wasn't sure if I was exercising or auditioning for a Broadway musical!
Instructing Irony
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The aerobics instructor's favorite move? Probably the This-is-easy-just-follow-me dance. But from where I'm standing, it looks more like a game of Twister gone horribly wrong!
Leg Warms or Lies?
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Leg warmers in an aerobics class? Are we trying to channel the '80s or just preparing for the ice age? Either way, they're not warming my legs; they're just questioning my fashion choices.
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