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Why did the adult bring a ladder to the library? Because he heard it had a lot of stories!
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Why did the adult bring a ladder to the comedy club? Because he wanted to reach for the stars!
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Why did the adult bring a ladder to the bar? He heard the drinks were on the house!
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Why did the adult bring a ladder to the party? Because he wanted to take things to the next level!
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Why don't adults ever get lost? Because they always find their way to the couch!
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Why did the adult bring a ladder to the dance? Because he heard the party was on a higher level!
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Why don't adults ever make bad detectives? Because they always follow their gut feeling – straight to the fridge!
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Why did the adult take a ladder to work? Because he heard it was a high-paying job!
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Why did the adult bring a pencil to the party? In case they needed to draw attention!
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Why did the adult wear a space suit to the barbecue? Because he wanted to grill in peace!
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I attended a comedy workshop for adults that are really funny. The instructor asked us to come up with our best knock-knock joke. I got so into it that I accidentally knocked on the wall and said, 'Who's there?' My comedic career hit a new low that day.
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The other day, I saw a group of adults that are really funny. Turns out, they were just trying to figure out how to use a selfie stick. It was like watching a bunch of contortionists at a yoga class, but with more confused faces.
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I tried speed dating for adults that are really funny. The first guy I talked to said he could make anyone laugh in three seconds. So, I said, 'Alright, impress me.' He pulled out a whoopee cushion. It took him two seconds. I guess he was quicker than advertised.
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I attended a seminar for adults that are really funny. The speaker started with, 'Why did the middle-aged man bring a ladder to the bar?' I thought it was the setup for a joke, but he just wanted to change a lightbulb. I've never seen a group of people so disappointed to not hear a punchline.
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I overheard a conversation between two adults that are really funny at the grocery store. One said, 'I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.' The other replied, 'She looked surprised.' I swear, eavesdropping on their banter was better than any comedy podcast.
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I went to a comedy show featuring adults that are really funny. The opening act was a dad who brought his own drum set to do rimshots after every punchline. It was like a comedy concert crossed with a rock performance. I've never seen someone get so many laughs and eye-rolls at the same time.
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I recently joined a club for adults that are really funny. I thought it was a stand-up comedy group, but it turns out it's just a bunch of parents trying to master the art of dad jokes. I've never heard so many puns in one place; it's like a pun apocalypse.
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I joined a support group for adults that are really funny. It turns out, we all suffer from a condition called 'dad joke withdrawal.' The only cure is telling bad jokes until you can't stand your own sense of humor anymore. It's like rehab, but with more puns.
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I met this guy who claimed to be the president of the association for adults that are really funny. I asked him what their main activity was, and he said, 'We gather in a room and try not to laugh at our own jokes.' It's like a reverse comedy club, where the goal is to be as unfunny as possible.
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Ever notice how adults that are really funny have their own secret language? It's called 'parenthood.' You try telling a non-parent a story that involves diapers, nap schedules, and teething, and watch as their eyes glaze over. It's like we're speaking a comedy dialect that only other parents can understand.
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