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What do you call a group of adults from 2015 reminiscing about their youth? A 'flashback' mob!
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Why did the adult in 2015 take up painting? They wanted to brush up on their creativity!
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Why did the adult in 2015 become a chef? They wanted to spice up their life!
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Why did the adults in 2015 bring a ladder to the bar? Because they heard the drinks were on the house!
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Why did the adult in 2015 refuse to buy a calendar? They felt dates were too 'daying.
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Why did the adult in 2015 start a workout routine? They wanted to exercise their right to 'bare arms'!
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Why did the adult in 2015 become a gardener? They wanted to 'grow' old gracefully!
Adulting 101
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You know you've officially become an adult when you get excited about a new sponge for the kitchen. I mean, move over, Avengers; SpongeBob is the real hero now.
Adults and Naps
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Napping as an adult is like trying to smuggle happiness into your day without anyone noticing. If only we could expense those power naps at work, I'd be the employee of the month... every month.
Adulting Achievements Unlocked
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You know you're deep into adulthood when your idea of a wild Friday night is tackling that pile of laundry that's been giving you judgmental looks all week. Ah, the thrill of adulting.
New Year's Resolutions for Adults
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I decided to make a New Year's resolution for 2015... in 2023. Yeah, I'm all about that fashionably late self-improvement. My resolution? To finally figure out how to fold a fitted sheet. Wish me luck!
The Adulting Diet
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Adulting is the only diet where you gain weight just by looking at a dessert menu. Calories sneak in through your responsible choices, like, I'll have the salad... and the cheesecake for emotional balance.
Adulting Spelling Bee
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I used to participate in spelling bees as a kid. Now, I participate in an adult version – trying to spell the names of prescription medications without looking like I'm having a stroke.
Car Troubles, Adult Edition
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As a kid, a flat tire was an adventure. As an adult, a flat tire is a catastrophe. I don't want a spare tire; I want a spare life. Oh, your day is going downhill? Here's a backup one.
Bank Statements vs. Adult Statements
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Why is it that my bank statement is the only one that consistently shows up? I mean, where are the statements of emotional support and understanding from my adult life?
FOMO for Adults
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Remember when FOMO (Fear of Missing Out) was about missing epic parties? Now it's about missing out on a good night's sleep. Oh, the joy of trading excitement for eight hours of blissful unconsciousness.
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