bestTrending Topics
Joke Types
0
0
You know, if Adolf were a popular name today, family gatherings would be a whole lot more tense. "Pass the mashed potatoes, Adolf." "Don't tell me what to do, Uncle Adolf!
0
0
I bet people named Adolf have trust issues with personalized license plates. "Oh, look, ADLF123 is taken. Thanks, world.
0
0
If your parents name you Adolf, you're basically set up for a lifetime of alias use. "Hi, my name is Adolf, but you can call me Al. Or, you know, anything else.
0
0
You ever notice how the only acceptable use of the name Adolf in modern times is as a goldfish name? "Say hello to my fish, Adolf. He's a real dictator when it comes to the fish tank.
0
0
You know you have an unusual name when even your autocorrect is like, "Did you mean 'Arnold'?" Thanks, phone, but I'm pretty sure there's no autocorrect fix for that name.
0
0
You ever notice how the name "Adolf" is like the Voldemort of baby names? I mean, you say it, and suddenly everyone's like, "Shh, don't say that out loud!
0
0
Naming your kid Adolf is like giving them a lifetime membership to the Awkward Conversations Club. "Oh, your name is Adolf? No relation, right?
0
0
I imagine ordering a coffee must be awkward for someone named Adolf. Barista: "Can I get a name for your order?" Adolf: "Yeah, it's Adolf." Barista: nervously "Uh, okay, that's one venti latte for... Dave.
0
0
Imagine having a class with three Adams, two Johns, and an Adolf. Teacher: "Okay, everyone, let's go around and introduce ourselves. And, Adolf, maybe you can just use your middle name for now.
Post a Comment