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Why was the actin the life of the cellular disco? It had the best 'filamentous' moves!
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Why did the actin refuse to share its secrets? Because it didn't want to 'unwind' its mysteries!
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Why was the actin invited to the cell's picnic? It always brings the 'filament' of fun!
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Why did the actin filament hire a personal trainer? It wanted to get in shape for the cell's marathon!
The Overconfident Mime
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I decided to try mime school. My teacher said, You've got the 'actin'' part down, but can you do it without saying a word? I said, Sure, but can you teach without talking? That's when things got silent and awkward.
The Zoo Escapee
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I once 'acted' like an animal to see if I could blend in at the zoo. Had the 'actin'' part down, but when I tried roaring like a lion, they threw me in with the penguins. Turns out, my 'actin'' was more of a cold fish than a roaring success!
The Make-Believe Spy
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I thought I'd be a spy for a day. Had the 'actin'' part down when I wore sunglasses indoors. But when they asked me to crack a code, I just typed password123 and hoped for the best. Let's just say I'm not in the CIA's top 10 list.
The Pretend Chef
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I tried my hand at cooking on TV. The producers said, You've got the 'actin'' skills, but can you actually cook? I replied, Of course! Watch me whip up this gourmet meal... or at least 'act' like I know what gourmet means!
The Overdramatic Hero
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You know, I tried out for a superhero role once. They said I was great at actin' but not so much at acting. Tried to save the day, but ended up just saving face!
The Soap Opera Star
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I auditioned for a soap opera. They said I had the 'actin'' down, but my love scene with a plant wasn’t convincing. I thought I was the next big thing until I found out the plant got a callback, not me!
The Failed Magician
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I tried to be a magician once. I had the 'actin'' part down when I made things disappear. But the problem? They never came back. My assistant is still missing, and my rabbit? Let's just say he's hopping mad!
The Fishing Expert
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I told my friends I went fishing last weekend. They asked if I caught anything. I said, Oh yeah, I was 'actin'' like I knew what I was doing. Fishermen thought I was one of them until I tried using a carrot as bait!
The Faux Doctor
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Went to a party and decided to play doctor. I had the 'actin'' part down pat until someone asked for a diagnosis. I told them they had a severe case of you're not a real doctor! That's when the party took a serious turn.
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