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Supermarket Cashier
Dealing with customers who can't find the barcode on their items.
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I had a lady argue with me for a good five minutes because the barcode on her watermelon wasn't on the top. She said, "I always thought it was on the rind." I told her, "Ma'am, this is a supermarket, not a treasure hunt.
Traffic Cop
Directing traffic at a busy intersection.
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I had a woman ask me, "Can you make the light change faster?" I looked at her and said, "Sure, let me just pull out my magic wand and cast a 'Green-Lightio' spell. Abracadabra, there you go, five seconds off your commute time!
Crosswalk Signal Button
People pressing the button repeatedly as if it makes the light change faster.
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It's like people believe the crosswalk button has a built-in lie detector. I had a woman look at me and go, "I pressed it; it didn't work." I said, "Maybe it's on break; did you try sweet-talking it? Give it a compliment, like 'Nice metal casing.'
Gym Receptionist
Dealing with members who forget their access cards.
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I had a woman argue with me, saying, "I don't need my card; I'll remember to pay later." I said, "Lady, this is a gym, not an honor system bake sale. You need the card; it's your membership, not a tab at the local bar.
Coffee Shop Barista
Dealing with complicated coffee orders.
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The other day, a woman ordered a decaf espresso with almond milk and said, "Make it fast; I'm in a hurry." I thought, "Lady, if you're in that much of a rush, maybe switch to regular coffee and save us both the stress.
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