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The Best Man
The pressure to give an epic speech while keeping it PG.
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So, I Googled "best man speeches," hoping for some inspiration. The first result was, "Keep it short and sweet." My reaction? "Well, there goes my 20-minute PowerPoint presentation on embarrassing childhood stories.
The Wedding Photographer
Capturing the perfect shot while navigating awkward family dynamics.
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People always ask, "How do you capture those genuine, candid moments?" Little do they know, it involves strategically placing myself between feuding family members to catch the moment right before they exchange passive-aggressive glares.
The Wedding Planner
Managing chaos while maintaining a calm exterior.
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They say a wedding planner needs to stay calm under pressure. Yeah, right. I'm one misplaced seating card away from bursting into tears and screaming, "Can't we all just get along for one day?
The Maid of Honor
Balancing emotional support and holding back embarrassing stories.
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They say being the maid of honor is like being the bride's right-hand woman. Little do they know, sometimes being the right hand involves discreetly signaling the bartender to water down her drinks during the bachelorette party.
The Wedding DJ
Balancing the playlist to please both the couple and the diverse crowd.
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The key to being a successful wedding DJ? Mind-reading. I have to predict when Grandma wants to hear Sinatra and when the millennials are ready to bust out the latest TikTok dance. It's like being a musical psychic, but with more pressure and less crystal ball.
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