7+ Best One Liners a nickel Jokes

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I bet a nickel that I could make you laugh. Looks like I'm on the winning side!

I asked the nickel if it was religious. It said, 'I'm spiritual—I believe in making good 'cents'!

I told my friend I can balance a nickel on its edge. He said, 'That's un-cent-sational!

I asked a nickel for its opinion. It said, 'I'm just here for the change.

I tried to make a belt out of nickels. But it was a waist of money!

I asked the nickel for a loan. It said, 'Sorry, I'm just a little short.

I tried to make a joke about nickels and dimes, but it didn't make cents.

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