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Why did the scarecrow win an award at the mixed crowd talent show? Because he was outstanding in his field!
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Why did the smartphone get invited to the mixed crowd gathering? Because it had a lot of apps-eal!
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Why was the musician nervous performing for a mixed crowd? Because he feared his might fall flat or hit a wrong note!
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Why did the mixed crowd orchestra include a triangle in their performance? Because they wanted to add some 'ting' to the 'tang'!
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Why was the mixed crowd bakery so popular? Because they made 'uni-crust' pies – suitable for everyone!
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Why did the mixed crowd comedy show have so many ? Because they wanted to bring everyone's sense of humor to the same wavelength!
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Why did the mixed crowd seminar on time management get postponed? Because they couldn't synchronize their watches – it was a timely delay!
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Mixed crowds are like potluck dinners - you're excited about the variety, but there's always that one dish that leaves you questioning your life choices. Tonight, I'm that questionable dish!
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It's a mixed crowd tonight, folks! It's so diverse that even GPS gets confused, and Siri just throws up her virtual hands and says, 'Good luck finding common ground!'
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Navigating a mixed crowd is like trying to blend a smoothie without a lid – you never know when it's gonna explode, but you're pretty sure it'll leave a mess!
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Mixed crowds are like Tinder dates – you swipe right on diversity, and then you spend the evening wondering if maybe you should've just stuck with something more familiar. Like a cat video.
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Tonight, we've got a mixed crowd – the kind of diversity that makes you question if you accidentally walked into a United Nations meeting. If I start giving diplomatic speeches, just go with it.
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Being in a mixed crowd is like trying to make everyone happy at Thanksgiving – you're pretty sure someone's gonna leave upset, and you just hope it's not the person with the cranberry sauce.
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Mixed crowds are like a box of chocolates – you never know what you're gonna get, and if you're not careful, someone might just throw the coconut-filled one back at you. Brace yourselves, we've got a coconut in the room tonight!
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It's a mixed crowd, folks! The only place where you can hear a vegan arguing with a carnivore about whether a tomato is a fruit or a vegetable while a hipster in the back is trying to convince everyone that he liked your jokes before they were mainstream.
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In a mixed crowd, laughter is the universal language. Unfortunately, my jokes are like the awkward cousin who shows up at family reunions – they speak a language nobody quite understands.
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