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Why did the guy you like bring a camera to the date? Because he wanted to capture the moment he swept me off my feet!
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Why did the guy you like bring a dictionary to the conversation? Because he wanted to define our relationship!
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Why did the guy you like bring a sunscreen to the picnic? Because he wanted to protect himself from my sunshine!
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Why did the guy you like bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
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What did the guy you like say when I asked him if he's a parking ticket? Because he's got 'Fine' written all over him!
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Why did the guy you like bring a map to the restaurant? Because he got lost in my eyes!
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Why did the guy you like bring a notebook to the party? Because he wanted to record our unforgettable moments!
The Guy You Like
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I'm so bad at expressing my feelings. The other day, I saw the guy I like, and my brain went into panic mode. I ended up saying, Hey, you must be a magician because whenever you're around, everyone else disappears. Smooth, right? Yeah, until he pointed out we were the only two people in the room.
The Guy You Like
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I asked the guy I like what his favorite book was, thinking it would be a great conversation starter. Turns out, he's more into audiobooks. So now, I'm just sitting here, contemplating if I can ever be as engaging as Morgan Freeman reading a grocery list.
The Guy You Like
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They say love is like a battlefield. Well, trying to talk to the guy I like is like a battlefield in a hurricane. Everything's chaotic, and I'm just hoping my words land somewhere near the target.
The Guy You Like
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I'm trying this new strategy with the guy I like called Being Cool. It's going about as well as a cat trying to swim. I'm just hoping he appreciates the effort, even if the execution is more awkward than a giraffe on roller skates.
The Guy You Like
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I tried to be casual when I bumped into the guy I like. Instead of saying hi, I blurted out, Do you believe in parallel universes? Now I'm convinced there's a universe where I'm not cringing at my own attempts to flirt.
The Guy You Like
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You ever have that one guy you really like, but every time you see him, your brain decides to take a vacation without telling you? It's like my mind sees him, waves goodbye, and goes, I'll be sipping cocktails on a beach while you handle this conversation.
The Guy You Like
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I tried playing hard to get with the guy I like. I waited a whole hour to reply to his text. He responded in three minutes, asking if my phone was on airplane mode. Now I'm just trying to land this relationship safely without crashing and burning.
The Guy You Like
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I thought I'd impress the guy I like by showing off my cooking skills. I made a three-course meal, and he looked at it and said, I usually just order takeout. So now I'm mastering the art of making reservations.
The Guy You Like
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You know you've got it bad when you start doing things completely out of character to impress the guy you like. I tried to be mysterious, so I wore sunglasses indoors. The only mystery was how I managed not to walk into a wall.
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