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You ever notice how being part of a group of friends is like being in a weird, dysfunctional family? I mean, you didn't choose these people, but somehow you've ended up with them. It's like the universe went, "Hey, here's your squad, make it work." We all have that one friend who's perpetually late. I have a friend like that. We tell him to be there at 7, and he shows up at 8, like he's operating on a different timezone. It's become a ritual for us to place bets on how late he'll be. We're like, "I bet he'll be so late, he'll miss tomorrow!"
And what's the deal with group decisions? Trying to choose a place to eat with this bunch is like negotiating a peace treaty. It's a diplomatic mission with debates, compromises, and occasionally someone threatening to leave the group forever if we don't get tacos.
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You know you're part of a tight-knit group when there's a mandatory group photo session every time you hang out. It's like we're documenting evidence for the future, proving we had friends at some point. But getting everyone to cooperate for a group photo is like herding cats. There's always that one friend who blinks at the exact moment the photo is taken. You look at the picture later, and they're the one person who appears to be auditioning for a role in a soap opera.
And don't get me started on the endless debate about filters. It's like we're deciding the fate of humanity with the intensity we discuss whether Valencia or Juno makes us look more photogenic.
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Let's talk about group chats. Whoever invented those had no idea the chaos they were unleashing upon the world. You wake up to 99+ messages, and you know it's just your friends arguing about the best flavor of ice cream at 3 AM. There's always that one person who dominates the chat. You'd think they're being paid by the word. You try to catch up, and suddenly you're in a group chat within the group chat, planning an escape route.
And the notifications! My phone is in a constant state of panic because of the group chat. Every ping is a reminder that I'm not alone in this world, and someone, somewhere, is discussing weekend plans without me.
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Being in a group of friends means you're part of a living, breathing vault of secrets. It's like an unspoken agreement that whatever happens within the group stays within the group. It's the modern-day version of the Mafia's omertà, but with a lot more laughter. And you know you've reached a whole new level of friendship when your friends know all your embarrassing stories. They've seen you at your best and your worst, and they still invite you to their birthday parties. That's true love right there, or maybe just a shared commitment to mutual destruction through embarrassing anecdotes.
So here's to the groups of friends who keep our secrets, laugh at our jokes, and make life a heck of a lot more interesting. Cheers!
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