5 A Bruised Face Jokes

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jan 14 2025

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The Clumsy Boxer

A bruised face from boxing practice
My boxing strategy is simple: tire out the opponent by making them laugh at my footwork.

The Gymnastic Gardener

A bruised face from attempting acrobatic gardening maneuvers
My neighbors asked if I hired a professional gardener. I said, "No, just a failed gymnast with a green thumb.

The Clumsy Romantic

A bruised face from a clumsy attempt at a romantic gesture
I wanted to give my crush a sweet peck on the cheek. Instead, I gave her a tactical faceplant.

The Kitchen Karate Master

A bruised face from attempting martial arts while cooking
I tried to impress my friends with my ninja cooking skills. Now they call me "Soy Sauce Splatter Sensei.

The Misguided Makeup Artist

A bruised face due to experimenting with makeup
My makeup skills are so bad, even my mirror goes into stealth mode when I approach.

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