5 Jokes For A Book Never Written

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Updated on: Jun 22 2024

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The Procrastinator's Guide to Writing

Chronic procrastination leads to unfinished manuscripts.
I penned a book titled 'The Last-Minute Masterpiece,' but it's still in the 'coming soon' phase.

Unpublished Memoirs

The struggle of writers who never finish writing their own memoirs.
My autobiography, 'The Untold Story,' remains untold because the publisher found it to be too untellable.

Legends of Imaginary Lands

Books detailing fantastical places that only exist in the author's imagination.
I wrote 'The Invisible Cities Chronicles,' but the printer insisted on making the text invisible too.

DIY Disaster Guides

Books about self-help that lead to more problems than solutions.
Tried my hand at 'The Self-Help Bible,' but apparently, the first commandment was 'Thou shalt not understand chapter 5.'

Encyclopedic Fails

A compilation of failed attempts at writing comprehensive encyclopedias.
I started a series titled 'Incomplete Knowledge.' I've written volumes 1, 3, 6, and 8. The missing volumes? I'll cover that in volume 10.

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