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They handed out these detailed pamphlets, and I thought, "Finally, some reading material for the bathroom!" But no, this was like a historical encyclopedia. I'm just hoping they didn't notice me using it to swat away a mosquito.
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They played a game where you had to guess the historical figure based on a few clues. I realized I'm terrible at this when my guess for Harriet Tubman was "the lady who was really good at hide and seek.
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As I left the meeting, I thought, "Man, I need to attend more of these. Not only do I learn important history, but it's the only place where saying 'I don't know' actually makes you look smart.
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During the Q&A session, someone asked a question so profound that I was considering hiring them to write my next birthday card. I mean, my birthday wishes are usually on par with "Happy birthday, you exist.
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They had a guest speaker who was so passionate about black history that he made me question my own commitment to knowing what happened last week. I mean, this guy could turn a grocery list into a compelling narrative about resilience and triumph.
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They showed this powerful documentary about overcoming adversity and the strength of the human spirit. I was inspired, moved, and also slightly ashamed that my biggest accomplishment that day was successfully microwaving leftovers.
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So, I walk into this black history meeting, feeling all enlightened and ready to absorb some knowledge. But the first thing I notice is that the seating arrangement is like a game of musical chairs. I guess it's the historical version of "find your seat or get schooled!
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You know you're in a serious black history meeting when they bring out a timeline that goes back further than your attempts to stick to a New Year's resolution. I'm over here struggling to remember what I had for breakfast, and they're dropping knowledge about events from centuries ago.
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At one point, they started discussing the impact of black inventors throughout history. I was sitting there thinking, "I can't even invent a good excuse for being late to work, and these people invented traffic lights and peanut butter.
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