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Being a best man is a bit like being the wedding's emotional DJ. You're responsible for choosing the right moments to play "Tears in Heaven" or "Celebration." Timing is everything, folks.
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The best man's job is to make sure the groom doesn't do anything stupid before the wedding. It's like being a babysitter for adults, but with a tuxedo.
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You know you're the best man when the groom looks at you and says, "Don't mess this up," like you're about to perform brain surgery instead of giving a speech.
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The best man speech is the only time you can make fun of the groom in front of everyone and get away with it. It's like a roast, but with a dress code.
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Being the best man is a delicate balance between being supportive and being brutally honest. It's like walking on a tightrope made of feelings.
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As the best man, you're basically the bride's last line of defense. If the groom gets cold feet, it's your job to talk him down. It's like negotiating a hostage situation, but with more flower arrangements.
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The best man is like the wedding's MVP. You don't get a trophy, but you do get the satisfaction of knowing you helped the team score.
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The best man's speech is like a roller coaster. It starts slow, has a few twists and turns, and by the end, everyone's either cheering or reaching for the motion sickness bags.
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Choosing a best man is like picking a wingman for life. You need someone who won't steal the spotlight but can still talk you up to the bridesmaids.
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