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Why don't bears like to lend money? Because they always want it back with interest!
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Why did the bear wear a tie? Because it wanted to look un-bear-ably dashing!
Bear-y Competitive
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Have you ever seen two bears fight? It's like a wrestling match with fur. I wonder if they have a referee who jumps in shouting, Alright, break it up, no clawing above the neck!
Bear Hugs
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Bears are known for their hugs, right? But if a bear ever tries to hug me, I'd be more concerned about it turning into a bear-hug. I'll pass, thanks!
Bear with Me
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I read somewhere that bears can smell food from miles away. Must be why they never show up to help with potluck dinners. Sorry, I could smell your lasagna from my cave!
Bear-y Particular
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Bears have a reputation for being picky eaters. Imagine being a bear mom trying to convince her cub to eat its veggies. No, Timmy, berries aren't just the dessert; they're the main course!
Bear Market
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I heard bears are good at the stock market. Probably because they have experience with 'bear runs.' They just know when it's time to hibernate and avoid the whole mess.
Bear-y Rude
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Ever noticed how rude bears are at picnics? They don't even ask before helping themselves to the basket. It's like, Hey, Yogi, manners don't hibernate!
Bear Necessities
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You know, people say you should always carry bear spray in the woods. But honestly, I think a boombox playing Justin Bieber might do the trick too. I mean, what self-respecting bear wants to listen to 'Baby, Baby, Baby, oh!'?
Bear Witness
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Ever seen a bear fishing? They make it look easy. Meanwhile, I’m over here with a fishing rod tangled in a tree and looking like a confused squirrel. Clearly, I didn’t get the ‘bear necessities’ memo.
Bear-y Misunderstood
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Bears are misunderstood creatures. You see one in the forest, you're supposed to play dead. But have you ever tried explaining to a bear that you're just doing your best impression of a corpse? It's not a flattering moment.
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