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Why did the aunt bring a pencil to the family reunion? In case she wanted to draw attention!
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Why did the aunt bring a ladder to the bar? She heard the drinks were on the house!
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Why did the aunt bring a suitcase to the family reunion? She wanted to make a grand entrance!
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My aunt bet me $100 I couldn't build a car out of spaghetti... You should have seen the look on her face as I drove pasta!
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My aunt told me she's reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
Aunt's GPS
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You ever notice how your aunt uses GPS? It's like she's in a constant battle with Siri. Every turn, Siri says, Turn left, and my aunt's like, No, Siri, I know a shortcut! Next thing you know, we're in the middle of a cornfield, and Siri's just sitting there saying, I told you so.
Aunt's DIY Gifts
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You know how some people give thoughtful, store-bought gifts? Well, not my aunt. Last Christmas, she gave me a homemade sweater. I say homemade because it looked like it survived a bear attack. I'm pretty sure she knitted it with her eyes closed.
Aunt's Cooking Adventures
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My aunt is an amazing cook. Well, let me rephrase that – she's an adventurous cook. Last Thanksgiving, she decided to try a new recipe she found online. It was a turkey with a twist – she forgot to defrost it. We had Thanksgiving dinner on Christmas that year.
Aunt's Phone Calls
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My aunt loves making phone calls. She calls me to ask how I'm doing, then proceeds to talk for two hours about her neighbor's cat, her friend's new diet, and the weather in Timbuktu. By the time she's done, I've aged a year.
Aunt's DIY Tech Support
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You know you have that one aunt who thinks she's a tech genius. Mine tried to fix her computer by banging on the keyboard. When I asked her what she was doing, she said, I'm giving it a little percussive maintenance. Apparently, technology responds well to a musical touch.
Aunt's Super Hearing
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I swear, my aunt has superhero-level hearing. She can be in the kitchen, and I'll be whispering something in the living room, and she'll still hear it. I think she's secretly training to join the Avengers – her superpower? Eavesdropping.
Aunt's DIY Projects
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My aunt is all about DIY projects. She saw a show about making your own furniture, so she decided to build a coffee table. Let's just say it ended up looking more like modern art – abstract, confusing, and completely unusable. I call it The Table That Wasn't Meant to Be.
Aunt's Social Media Etiquette
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Is it just my aunt, or do all aunts have a unique approach to social media? She comments on every picture I post with, Who's that handsome young man? Aunt, it's me – your nephew. I didn't magically transform into a different person since the last selfie.
Aunt's Texting Game
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You know you have an aunt who's not quite caught up with technology when her texts look like secret codes. She sends me a message saying, OMG, LOL, BRB, TTYL. I feel like I need a decoder ring just to figure out if she's inviting me over or plotting world domination.
Aunt's Fashion Sense
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My aunt thinks she's a fashion icon, but her sense of style is like a time machine stuck in the '80s. She walks in wearing shoulder pads, neon leggings, and scrunchies. I asked her if she's time-traveling, and she said, No, I just never threw anything away.
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