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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
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Anchovies and roommates - they're the only things that manage to stick around longer than unwanted advice. 'Hey, have you considered organizing your sock drawer?' No, Brenda, I haven't.
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Ants and relationships - they're both experts at carrying heavy loads. But at least ants know how to communicate and don't leave dirty socks lying around.
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Alarm clocks and superheroes - both have a way of ruining a perfectly good dream. Just when you're about to fly, BAM! Time to wake up and face the day, or at least snooze for the next hour.
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Amateurs and Relationships - you know you're an amateur in a relationship when your idea of a romantic gesture is splitting the last slice of pizza.
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Astronauts and romance - turns out zero gravity is not the key to a passionate kiss. Floating awkwardly towards each other with helmets bumping? That's not what they show you in the movies.
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Airlines and relationships - they both promise a smooth ride, but there's always turbulence. 'We apologize for the bumpy air, folks, but isn't that just a metaphor for love?' No, it's turbulence, Steve.
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Acne and reunions - they both have a way of resurfacing at the most inconvenient times. 'Oh, you remember me from high school, right?' Yeah, I remember you had a face like a connect-the-dots puzzle.
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Accordion players and rock bands - it's like bringing a butter knife to a chainsaw fight. Good luck fitting that accordion solo into 'Smoke on the Water.'
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Artichokes and first dates - they're both a lot of work for minimal reward. Trying to elegantly eat an artichoke is like playing a culinary game of Operation, but with more stabbing and less kissing.
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