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They say midlife crisis hits at 40, but honestly, I've been in a constant state of crisis since I realized I could no longer eat whatever I wanted without consequences. Instead of buying a sports car, I bought a blender and started making kale smoothies. I figure if I can't
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Dating at 40 is like trying to find a needle in a haystack, but the needle is looking for someone who knows how to operate a fax machine. And don't even get me started on online dating. I swiped right so many times; I thought I was playing a game
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I decided to get in shape at 40, not because I wanted a six-pack but because I wanted to be able to carry all the groceries in one trip. They say 40 is the new 30, but my knees are arguing otherwise. I tried doing a high-intensity workout, and the
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