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Being 70 is like having a superpower – you can fall asleep anywhere, anytime. Chairs, sofas, family gatherings – you name it, and there's a 70-year-old out there catching Z's.
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You ever notice how turning 70 is like becoming a wizard? One day you're struggling to find your keys, and the next, you're summoning them with the wave of a cane. "Accio car keys!
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Being 70 is like having a backstage pass to life's comedy show. You've seen the setup, you've experienced the punchlines, and now you're just waiting for the encore – or maybe just another nap.
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Being 70 is like having a backstage pass to life. You've seen the show, you know the tricks, and now you're just waiting for the grand finale. Spoiler alert: It's a nap.
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At 70, you've mastered the art of selective hearing. You can ignore your spouse's requests like a ninja, dodging chores and responsibilities with the finesse of a seasoned pro. "Did you say take out the trash? Sorry, I thought you were talking to the cat.
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When you hit 70, you become a connoisseur of ailments. It's not just a cough; it's a vintage respiratory experience. "Ah, yes, the 2024 throat tickle – exquisite.
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Turning 70 is like unlocking the VIP level of adulthood. Suddenly, you get discounts without asking, and people offer you their seats just because you've been around the sun a few more times.
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At 70, you've earned the right to use "ens" at the end of your sentences without any explanation. "Back in my day, we had to walk to school uphill, both ways. It was tough, ens.
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At 70, you've earned the right to take your sweet time doing everything. Life becomes a leisurely stroll, and if someone complains, you just blame it on "ens" – the universal excuse for moving at your own pace.
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