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You ever notice how numbers have issues with each other? Like, I heard this rumor that 6 is afraid of 7. I mean, come on, numbers, what's the deal? Is 7 some kind of number bully? Does it go around picking on the smaller digits? I can imagine 7 saying, "Hey, 6, why don't you take 5 and get out of here!" And poor 6 is just standing there, shaking in its numerical boots. It's like the kindergarten of math up in here. And why is 7 so intimidating? Is it because it's a prime number? Is there a prime club where they all just exclude the other numbers? "Sorry, even numbers, you can't sit with us!" I bet 6 tried to be friends with 7, and 7 was like, "I only roll with odd digits, bro.
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Can you imagine the nightmares 6 must have? It wakes up in a cold sweat, screaming, "7! 7 is coming to get me!" And then it looks around, realizing it was just a bad dream. But seriously, what kind of nightmares do numbers have? Maybe 9 has a recurring nightmare about losing one of its lives in a tragic math accident. And do numbers count sheep to fall asleep? But what if they get to 7 and start panicking? "Abort mission! 7 is here, everybody scatter!" It's a tough life being a number, folks, especially when you have numerical nightmares.
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So, I imagine 6 must be in therapy, right? It's sitting there on the therapist's couch like, "Doc, I just can't get over my fear of 7. Every time I see it, my whole numerical world collapses." And the therapist is like, "Well, 6, have you tried talking to 7 about it?" And 6 is like, "I can't, Doc! Every time I approach, 7 just adds insult to injury!" And imagine the therapist trying exposure therapy. "Okay, 6, today we're going to write down the number 7 and just look at it." And 6 is sitting there, sweating bullets, like, "I can't do it, Doc! What if it eats me?" Numbers need therapy too, folks.
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I bet there's some drama going on in the number world. Like, there's a whole soap opera where 6 and 7 are star-crossed lovers, but their numerical families disapprove. "Romeo, Romeo, why art thou 6 afraid of 7? Deny thy fear and refuse thy name; Or, if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love, And I'll no longer be a number." And then there's a dramatic pause, and 7 walks in, wearing a prime number crown, and says, "Get thee to a calculator, 6!" It's like Shakespeare meets Sesame Street in the world of numbers.
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