7 5th Grade Jokes

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Updated on: Jun 29 2024

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In 5th grade, I told my friend a joke about construction. It was riveting!
I asked my 5th-grade sister if she knew about parallel lines. She said she can't talk about it, it's a touchy subject!
My 5th-grade teacher told me I should embrace my mistakes. So, I hugged my math book!
I asked my 5th-grade friend how he studies for a test. He said, 'I just wing it... because that's how birds do it!
My 5th-grade teacher said laughter is the best medicine. That's why I'm always in detention!
Why did the pencil want to join 5th grade? It wanted to get sharp!
My 5th-grade friend told me he can make anything levitate. I told him to prove it, and he said, 'Watch me raise my grades!

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