7 Jokes For 499

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Updated on: Jul 18 2024

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Why did 499 go to the party alone? It wanted to be the 'odd one out.
Why was 499 a great detective? It always followed odd leads.
I told my friend a joke about 499. He said, 'I can't count on you for good humor.
Why did 499 become a comedian? It had a knack for odd humor.
I tried to write a book on 499 pages, but I couldn't quite finish it.
I asked my calculator to divide 499 by 2. It said, 'Sorry, I don't do odd jobs.
I invited 499 to my party, but it left early. It said it couldn't even.

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