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What's a 40-year-old's favorite dance move? The 'shuffle' – trying to remember where they left their car keys.
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What did one 40-year-old math book say to the other? 'Don't worry, we're still relevant, just a bit more 'integer'esting now.
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Why did the 40-year-old start a bakery? Because he kneaded a change in his life!
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What's a 40-year-old's favorite song? 'Sweet Child O' Mine' – because at 40, they can finally afford the guitar they always wanted.
Midlife Crisis, Party of One
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They say 40 is the new 30, but no one mentions that it also comes with a free midlife crisis. I bought a convertible, started using words like rad, and now my kids just think I'm having a stroke.
The New 40: Still Figuring Out Adulting
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I thought by 40 I'd have this whole adulting thing down, but I'm just over here pretending to know how to fold a fitted sheet and googling how to buy stocks while sipping on chocolate milk. Nailed it.
Forty and Fabulous... in My Own Mind
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They say 40 is fabulous, but I'm still waiting for the fabulous part to kick in. Right now, I'm rocking the I've been up since 5 am, and I'm just trying not to spill coffee on my shirt look. It's all the rage.
The 40s: Where My Metabolism Went on Vacation
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I hit 40, and it's like my metabolism decided to take a sabbatical. Now, I eat a salad, and my body responds with, That's cute, but how about we store this as fat, just in case there's a famine?
Life Begins at 40... or Maybe a Bit Later
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They say life begins at 40. Well, I must have missed the memo because all I got was a subscription to AARP and a sudden interest in lawn care. I'm still waiting for the life-beginning part. Maybe it's in the fine print.
Over the Hill and Loving It
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You know you're getting old when your back goes out more than you do. I hit my 40s, and suddenly, my idea of a wild night is staying up past 9 pm. The only thing I'm rebelling against now is early bedtime.
Reaching My Prime... Delivery Time
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I turned 40, and suddenly all those prime of your life speeches make sense. Yeah, prime time for ordering takeout and having heated debates about the ideal pizza toppings. Life goals, right?
Age is Just a Number... That Requires Reading Glasses
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They say age is just a number, but that number comes with fine print. Suddenly, I need reading glasses to decipher the fine print. Irony, you cheeky little thing.
The 40s: Where My Knees Snap, Crack, and Pop
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I hit 40, and suddenly my knees sound like a bowl of Rice Krispies every time I stand up. It's not a morning routine; it's a breakfast symphony. Snap, crackle, pop – and I'm ready for the day.
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