7 Jokes For 30 Second

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Updated on: Jul 03 2024

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I asked my friend to describe his job in 30 seconds. He said, 'I'm a professional procrastinator.
I wanted to set a world record in the 30-second dash, but it only took me 10 seconds to give up.
I tried speed reading for 30 seconds. I finished the book but forgot the plot, characters, and ending!
I tried to solve a Rubik's Cube in 30 seconds. The cube laughed and said, 'That's cute.
I told myself I'd start exercising for 30 seconds every day. Turns out, that's just changing from sitting to lying down on the couch!
I asked the genie for a 30-second wish. He said, 'Sorry, I'm on a tight schedule.
Why did the impatient man bring a 30-second hourglass? He wanted to rush time!

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