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I asked the three-legged chicken if it needed any help crossing the road, and it gave me this look like, "I've got one more leg than you, buddy – I think I've got this.
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I asked the farmer about the three-legged chicken, and he said it was just born that way. Must have been a confusing game of chicken foot for the other chicks in the coop.
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I wonder if KFC heard about this three-legged chicken. They're probably thinking, "How can we market this? Extra crispy, extra leggy – the Colonel's new special!
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Imagine the chicken races they could have at the county fair now. Betting on three-legged chickens – the newest and cluckiest form of entertainment!
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You know you're in a small town when the big news is a three-legged chicken. Forget politics, forget the economy – we've got poultry with an extra drumstick!
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I bet that three-legged chicken is the talk of the town. You know you're a celebrity when even the ducks are quacking about your unique leg situation.
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I asked the three-legged chicken if it had a favorite dance move. It showed me the cha-cha-cha – three steps forward, one step to the side, and a cluck to finish it off.
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You ever wonder if this three-legged chicken has a superhero alter ego? Faster than a speeding rooster, able to leap tall cornstalks in a single bound – it's Three-Legged Wonder Cluck!
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I saw this three-legged chicken and thought, "Is this the poultry version of a tripod? Are we about to see some chicken photography skills on Instagram?
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