5 Jokes For 1985

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Updated on: Aug 12 2024

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The High-Tech Gamer in 1985

Dealing with primitive video game technology
The game cartridges were a nightmare. If you didn't blow into them like you were trying to start a fire, the game wouldn't work. I miss the good old days of gaming when CPR was the solution.

The Lost Musician in 1985

Trying to fit in with the '80s music scene
They said synthesizers were the future of music. I thought they were talking about some high-tech laboratory equipment, not keyboards that make you sound like a robot with indigestion.

The Fitness Freak in 1985

Adapting to old-school workout routines
The workout tapes had a guy yelling "Feel the burn!" I thought it was a motivational phrase until I realized it was just my muscles begging for mercy.

The Overly Confused Time Traveler

Trying to navigate 1985 technology
Walked into a store, and they were selling something called a "boombox." I asked if it had Bluetooth. The guy looked at me like I just asked him if it came with a pet dinosaur.

The Fashionista in 1985

Trying to stay stylish in the '80s
They said big hair was in. I tried teasing my hair to the heavens, but I looked more like a walking tumbleweed. I guess my hair wasn't ready for takeoff.

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