17 11 Year Olds Girl Jokes

Puns

Updated on: Jan 21 2025

cancel
Rating
Sort By:
Why did the 11-year-old girl bring a baseball bat to the bakery? To 'batter' up some delicious treats!
What do you call an 11-year-old girl who is a detective? Sherlock 'Homeschool'!
What's an 11-year-old girl's favorite kind of music? Hip-Pop!
What's an 11-year-old girl's favorite place in the house? The 'LOL-lounge'!
Why was the 11-year-old girl excited about her new shoes? She thought they were 'sole' cool!
What did the 11-year-old girl say to her vegetables? 'Lettuce' be friends!
What did the 11-year-old girl say when she finished her book? 'That novel was novel!

Generation Gap

You ever try arguing with an 11-year-old girl? It's like going to a debate fully armed, and she's just got a slingshot of logic that leaves you questioning your life choices!

11-Year-Olds and Their Wisdom

You know, I was talking to an 11-year-old girl the other day, and she gave me life advice. I was like, Thanks, kiddo, but last week you cried because you got the blue crayon instead of the red one!

Advanced Vocabulary

I tried playing Scrabble with an 11-year-old girl. She used words I didn't even know existed. I had to Google just to understand the insult she threw at me!

Beyond Her Years

Met an 11-year-old girl who discussed philosophy, and I'm thinking, When I was 11, my biggest philosophical dilemma was whether I could eat ice cream for breakfast!

Little Genius

I asked this 11-year-old girl about her views on climate change. She started explaining the greenhouse effect, and I'm just standing there thinking, When I was your age, I was proud of tying my shoes without help!

The Tech Savvy Kids

This 11-year-old girl showed me how to use my smartphone's features that I didn't even know existed. I felt like a Neanderthal discovering fire for the first time!

The Dreamers

This 11-year-old girl told me she wants to change the world. I told her my dream at her age was to have a talking dog. We both have aspirations, okay?

Childhood Confidence

Ever get schooled by an 11-year-old girl in a debate? The confidence she has is unmatched. Meanwhile, I'm just here trying to remember if I turned off the oven this morning!

Time Flies

I asked an 11-year-old girl about her plans for the future. She started talking about her 5-year plan, and I'm here still trying to figure out what I'm having for dinner tonight!

The Future is Now

Had a chat with an 11-year-old girl who told me about her dream of becoming a space scientist. Meanwhile, at her age, my biggest achievement was not getting lost in the supermarket!

Post a Comment


How was your experience?
0 0 reviews
5 Stars
(0)
4 Stars
(0)
3 Stars
(0)
2 Stars
(0)
1 Stars
(0)

Topic of the day

Go-somewhere
Jan 31 2025

0
Total Topics
0
Added Today