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What's 11-year-olds' preferred mode of transportation? Skateboards – because they love rolling with it!
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Why did the 11-year-old take a map to school? Because he wanted to go places!
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Why did the 11-year-old bring a mirror to class? To reflect on his studies!
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What did the 11-year-old say to the soda? Stop being so fizzy – I'm trying to concentrate!
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What's an 11-year-old's favorite type of humor? Punny jokes – they find them pun-derful!
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Why did the 11-year-old bring a calendar to the birthday party? To have a date!
Snack Time Struggles
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Getting snacks for an 11-year-old is a strategic operation. It's like preparing for a marathon with a grocery cart. They need a balanced diet, but somehow that translates to gummy bears, potato chips, and a juice box. I'm just here hoping they don't ask for the family-sized chocolate bar.
Master Negotiators
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These kids are negotiating experts. I tried haggling with an 11-year-old over bedtime once. It was like a UN summit, complete with arguments about why 9:30 is a more reasonable bedtime than 9.
Fashion Forward, or Just Confusing?
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Fashion sense at 11 is something else. They come out in outfits that make you question if they're starting a new trend or if they're just testing the waters for the next fashion disaster. I mean, mismatched socks were a mistake when I was 11, but now it's a statement.
Middle School Musings
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You ever notice how 11-year-old kids are like tiny detectives? They can find things you didn't even know were missing. Oh, you were looking for your sanity? It's right here under the couch, next to that half-eaten Pop-Tart!
Homework Dilemmas
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Helping an 11-year-old with homework is a journey into the unknown. You start with math, end up discussing the mysteries of the universe, and somehow, you both come out of it questioning your existence. I swear, their homework is a portal to another dimension.
Bedtime Stories, the Sequel
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Reading bedtime stories to an 11-year-old is like narrating a blockbuster movie. And then, the heroic protagonist went to bed, but plot twist, they couldn't find their favorite stuffed animal! Will they survive the night? It's a suspense thriller every evening.
Parental Texts
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Texting with an 11-year-old is like entering a cryptic messaging realm. Abbreviations, emojis, and the occasional meme – it's like decoding a message from a distant civilization. I texted my niece LOL once, and she replied with a facepalm emoji. I didn't even know they had that!
Lingo Lessons
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Trying to keep up with an 11-year-old's slang is like deciphering a secret code. Lit, savage, extra – I feel like I need a teenage dictionary. I tried using their lingo once, and I'm pretty sure they called me cringeworthy. I had to Google that one.
Crisis of the Lunchbox
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Packing lunch for an 11-year-old is an art form. Forget sandwiches; it's all about crafting a culinary masterpiece. But be warned, if you forget the fruit snacks or include the wrong flavor of yogurt, you might as well have ruined their entire social life.
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