5 11 13 Year Olds Jokes

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Updated on: Feb 02 2025

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The Babysitter

Trying to be the authority figure without being the bad guy
As a babysitter, my biggest challenge is convincing them that vegetables are not evil. I told them broccoli is just a mini tree, and they said, "Well, then I want a forest of pizza.

Overprotective Parents

Balancing between giving independence and being overprotective
Overprotective parents are like human GPS. I asked my dad for directions, and he said, "Take the first left, then another left, and just to be safe, take a left at the left.

The 11/13-Year-Old

Navigating the confusing world of adolescence
The struggle of being 11 is trying to convince everyone you're mature enough to handle responsibilities, like feeding the goldfish. Little do they know, I named the goldfish after my favorite video game characters and now they're part of an epic underwater quest.

The Cool Aunt/Uncle

Wanting to be the fun one without crossing the line
Cool aunts and uncles are the ones who teach you important life skills, like how to sneak snacks into a movie theater. My niece is so good at it; she could probably smuggle a full Thanksgiving dinner into a romantic comedy.

The Teacher

Balancing education with keeping their attention
The struggle of being a teacher is real. I told my students, "I used to walk uphill both ways to school." One of them said, "Wow, you must have really strong calf muscles, Mr. Johnson!

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