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I tried to buy a jacket with 10 cents. The cashier said, 'Sorry, that's not the right change!
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I told my friend I'd pay him 10 cents for his bad jokes. He said, 'Keep your two cents; they're not worth much!
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What did the 10 cents say to the dollar? You're worth ten times more than me, but I've got more sense!
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I bought a 10-cent puzzle, but it was missing a piece. I guess you could say I didn't get the full picture!
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I dropped my 10 cents, and it rolled away. It's now my two cents rolling around town!
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I tried to make a bet with my 10 cents. It refused, saying, 'I don't gamble; I have too much sense!
Dime Dance Moves
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Have you ever tried to pick up a dime from a smooth surface? It's like trying to dance with a partner who's just discovered a slippery dance floor. It's a delicate waltz of embarrassment.
Dime-sized Dreams
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I recently had a dream where I found a giant dime. It was so big; I used it as a frisbee. Woke up and realized it was just a dream. Now I'm here, disappointed that reality doesn't come with giant dimes for recreational purposes.
Dimes: The Secret Society
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I bet if dimes could talk, they'd have a secret society. They'd gather in the dead of night and discuss their adventures. Today, I bought a candy bar, and tomorrow, I might fund a revolution in a piggy bank!
Dimes: The Pocket-Sized Drama Queens
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Dimes are like the drama queens of coins. They’re small, shiny, and make a scene every time they're dropped. It's like, calm down, dime, you're not the star of this sidewalk.
The Ballad of the Misplaced Dime
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I misplaced a dime the other day, and it hit me harder than losing my car keys. I was like, Sure, I can't drive without my keys, but that dime could've been the chosen one in a gumball machine somewhere!
The 10-Cent Upgrade
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I heard they're planning to redesign the dime. Really? What's next, a holographic Abraham Lincoln giving financial advice every time you use it? Invest in mutual funds, my friends!
Dimes and Mimes: A Silent Comedy
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Dimes are so quiet; they're like the mimes of the coin world. You drop one, and it's like it's auditioning for a silent film. No clinking, just a subtle thud and a glare from the cashier.
Dime Philosophy
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I think dimes have an existential crisis. Every time I see one, it's lying there, pondering its purpose in life. Am I a coin, or am I just spare change waiting for a vending machine adventure?
The 10-Cent Chronicles
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You ever notice how inflation is turning us all into amateur treasure hunters? I mean, last time I checked, I found a dime and acted like I discovered lost city ruins. Look at this artifact from the ancient year of 1997!
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