17 10 12 Year Olds Jokes

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Updated on: Jun 21 2024

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What did the 10 12-year-olds do when they found a funny joke book? They had a 'tween giggle'!
Why did the 10 12-year-olds start a recycling club? They wanted to make the world a 'tweener' place!
What do you call a group of 10 12-year-olds who start a band? The 'Deca-tweens'!
What did the 10 12-year-olds say when they finished their math homework? 'That was sum-thing else!
Why did the 10 12-year-olds bring a dictionary to lunch? Because they wanted to 'word' things out!
What do 10 12-year-olds use to fix a flat tire? 'Tweens' wrench!
Why did the 10 12-year-olds form a club for old rock music? They wanted to be 'pre-tween'ers!

10 12-year-olds: Masters of the Eye Roll and Sigh Combo

Nothing quite matches the power of the eye roll and sigh combo perfected by 10 12-year-olds. They're the reigning champions of non-verbal communication. You ask them to do chores? Eye roll and sigh. You suggest turning off their devices for dinner? Eye roll and sigh. You try to be hip and say totally rad? You guessed it—eye roll and sigh, followed by a facepalm for good measure. It's like living with tiny, judgmental Shakespearean actors.

10 12-year-olds: Social Media Wizards and Emoji Connoisseurs

These kids have emojis for days. Conversations resemble hieroglyphic texts—filled with heart eyes, crying laughing faces, and the occasional fire emoji for emphasis. And their social media game? Impeccable. They've got follower counts that rival some small countries' populations. If they put half the effort they do into their emoji usage into their homework, they'd probably have already solved world peace.

10 12-year-olds: Eavesdropping Experts and World-Class Snoopers

Kids these days are like top-notch secret agents—10 12-year-olds, specifically. They've got ears sharper than a bat on steroids. They can eavesdrop on a conversation from three rooms away and piece together a soap opera-worthy storyline faster than you can say privacy. Plus, their snooping skills? Sherlock Holmes would be impressed. You hide a candy bar in the back of the pantry? They'll find it. Your secret diary? Consider it an open book club discussion topic.

10 12-year-olds: Energizer Bunnies on a Sugar Rush

Ever witnessed the sheer force of nature that is a 10 12-year-olds' sleepover? It's like watching the Energizer Bunnies on a sugar rush—endless energy, non-stop giggling, and the occasional crash, only to resurrect seconds later with newfound enthusiasm. They'll start with innocent activities like board games, and before you know it, they're staging impromptu talent shows, conducting experiments that would make Einstein proud, and somehow redecorating the entire living room with streamers.

10 12-year-olds: Miniature tornadoes with Wi-Fi

You ever try to corral a herd of caffeinated lemurs jacked up on sugar? That's what it feels like hanging out with ten 12-year-olds. They're like miniature tornadoes with Wi-Fi, swirling around, leaving chaos in their wake. You think you've got control, and then suddenly, they've raided the snack cupboard, turned on every device in the house, and started a dance-off in the living room. It's organized chaos, except there's no organization, just chaos.

10 12-year-olds: Masters of Negotiation and Expert Time Manipulators

These kids should teach negotiation tactics at Harvard. They've got a persuasive argument for everything. Bedtime? Negotiable. Homework duration? Up for debate. They could convince you that eating broccoli is a form of extreme sport. And don't get me started on their time manipulation skills. What feels like a five-minute conversation to you is actually a covert operation that's stretched into an hour-long debate about the intricacies of the latest TikTok trend.

10 12-year-olds: Professional Mood Swingers and Emotion Olympics Champions

I've never seen emotional gymnastics quite like those performed by 10 12-year-olds. They could win gold in the Emotion Olympics without breaking a sweat. One moment they're on cloud nine, ecstatic about a new video game release; the next, they've plummeted into the depths of despair because their favorite character in a book met an unfortunate end. It's like riding an emotional rollercoaster where the destination changes every five minutes.

10 12-year-olds: DIY Experts and Experimental Chefs

You'd think they were part of a home improvement show the way they handle DIY projects. From crafting bizarre science experiments that look like they belong in a lab to concocting meals that defy the laws of taste and smell, these kids are fearless. If you've ever wondered what happens when you mix peanut butter, gummy bears, and hot sauce... well, let's just say curiosity doesn't always lead to delicious discoveries.

10 12-year-olds: The Next Generation of Tech Geniuses

Remember when we were kids and spent hours trying to figure out how to program the VCR? These 12-year-olds are hacking the mainframe before breakfast. They're coding apps, building robots, and discussing quantum physics like it's the new playground gossip. I asked one of them to help fix my phone, and within seconds, they had wiped my contacts, installed a dozen new apps, and changed my ringtone to a chicken clucking. I think they're evolving faster than the technology itself.

10 12-year-olds: The Avengers of Unfinished Homework

Have you seen the Avengers? Well, meet their lesser-known counterparts: the 10 12-year-olds, assembled for a mission impossible—to conquer the land of Unfinished Homework. These kids have mastered the art of 'the dog ate my homework' excuse, except now, it's 'my internet glitched when I was submitting.' They form alliances, trade answers like they're bargaining in a black market, and strategize how to outsmart the most diabolical entity known to humanity—their teachers.

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