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Did you hear about the psychedelic chef? He always adds a little extra spice – it's a trip for your taste buds!
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Why did the hippie refuse to take psychedelics in school? He didn't want to trip up his grades!
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What do you call a group of psychedelic whales? Trippy-toothed dolphins!
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What's a mushroom's favorite kind of music? Anything with a good beat – they're fungi to dance with!
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Why did the mushroom go to the party? It wanted to be a fungi on the dance floor!
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Why did the psychedelic cat sit on the amplifier? It wanted to feel the purr-vibrations!
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Why did the psychedelic chicken start a band? It wanted to lay down some far-out beats!
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Why did the psychedelic DJ go to therapy? He had too many issues with dropping beats!
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What's a mushroom's favorite movie genre? Anything with a good plot twist – they're fungi-nal films!
Time Warp Woes
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On psychedelics, time is like that one friend who says they'll be there in 5 minutes and shows up 3 hours later, but with a glowing aura and a newfound appreciation for clouds.
Lost in Translation
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Trying to recount a psychedelic experience is like playing charades with a chameleon on a rainbow; everyone's guessing, but nobody's even close!
Tripping Over Reality
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You ever tried to explain a psychedelic experience to someone who's never done it? It's like trying to describe a color to a blindfolded chameleon!
Fashion Fiasco
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Ever tried to dress yourself on psychedelics? Suddenly, mismatched socks aren't a mistake; they're a cosmic statement about the duality of existence!
Musical Mysteries
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Listening to music on psychedelics is like giving your soul a spa day, and suddenly, every note is a masseuse and every beat is an existential massage!
Reality's Remix
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You ever mix psychedelics with reality? Suddenly, the grocery store isn't just a place to buy milk; it's an epic quest to retrieve the elixir of enlightenment from the dairy aisle!
Dancing with Dragons
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In the world of psychedelics, dragons aren't mythical creatures; they're just your pet, Steve, having a bad hair day and breathing cosmic fire!
Reality TV Unplugged
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You ever watch reality TV on psychedelics? Suddenly, the Kardashians aren't just drama queens; they're intergalactic diplomats negotiating peace treaties with alien sloths!
Alien Encounter
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You know you're deep into a trip when you start having a heart-to-heart with an imaginary alien, and you're not even surprised when it gives you relationship advice!
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