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The Environmentalist
Grappling with the environmental impact of propellers
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People tell me, "You should get an electric plane; it's better for the planet." I'm thinking, "Sure, as soon as they figure out how to charge it mid-air." Until then, my propeller is my contribution to renewable energy. It's wind-powered, baby!
The Grammar Guru
Correcting people's misuse of "propeller"
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I corrected my friend who called it a "windmill thing on the plane." Windmill? Do you see me harvesting energy from the sky? No, it's a propeller, not a green energy project. I'm not flying a wind farm; I'm just trying to get from A to B!
The Annoyed Pilot
Dealing with the constant mispronunciation of "propeller"
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I had a guy come up to me and say, "I love those little propellor planes." Little? Do you know how many times I've circled the airport because I couldn't find a parking spot for my "little" plane? It's not a compact car, it's a flying machine!
The Sci-Fi Enthusiast
Imagining propellers in a futuristic world
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I'm convinced that in the future, propellers will be considered the height of aviation chic. People will be saying, "Oh, you're still flying with jets? How quaint. I prefer the timeless elegance of a well-crafted propeller. It's the must-have accessory for the sophisticated time traveler.
The Conspiracy Theorist
Believing that propellers have a secret agenda
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I think propellers are gathering intelligence. I caught mine staring at me the other day. I asked, "What are you looking at?" It just kept spinning, probably transmitting my every move to the Mothership. Watch out, folks, the propellers are watching!
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