5 Jokes For Promoted

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Updated on: Jun 13 2024

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The Overeager Employee

Trying too hard to get promoted
I overheard my coworker saying he got promoted because he's a great team player. So, I brought a deck of cards to the office, thinking I'd be the best at playing the game of corporate poker. Turns out, they meant collaboration, not Texas Hold'em.

The Procrastinator

Putting off work but expecting a promotion
They say the early bird gets the worm, but I'm convinced the late bird gets the promotion. I show up to work fashionably late every day, expecting my boss to greet me with a promotion and a round of applause.

The Office Clown

Making jokes to get promoted
I tried to impress my boss with my wit to get promoted. I walked into his office and said, "I'm not saying I should get a raise, but my jokes are so good they're practically priceless." He responded, "Priceless, indeed. You're not getting paid for this.

The Conspiracy Theorist

Believing promotions are part of a secret society's plan
I heard that to get promoted, you need to be in the inner circle. So, I started drawing circles on all my reports, thinking it would make me look like an insider. Now they just think I have an obsession with doodling.

The Brown-Noser

Going to extreme lengths to impress the boss
I overheard my colleague saying the key to success is being on the boss's good side. So, I've been practicing my side-hug technique. I'm not sure if it's working, but at least I've become the office hugger.

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