7+ Best One Liners programmer Jokes

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I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised.

I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down.

Why did the programmer go broke? Too many bits and not enough bytes!

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already.

I named my dog 'Five Miles' so I can say I walk Five Miles every day.

I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.

I asked the librarian if the library had books on paranoia. She whispered, 'They're right behind you.

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