8+ Best Witty Jokes Jokes For programm

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Why do programmers always mix up Christmas and Halloween? Because Oct 31 == Dec 25.

Why was the C# developer so good at parties? Because he had a great sense of .NET.

I told my computer I needed a break, and it replied, 'But you just had one last month.' Guess it's programmed to keep track of my social life.

Why do programmers prefer dark mode? Because the light attracts bugs.

Why did the programmer go broke? Because he used up all his cache!

Why don't programmers like nature? It has too many bugs.

Why did the programmer quit his job? He didn't get arrays of opportunities.

I asked a programmer how to fix my computer. He told me to never text and drive.

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