6 Jokes For Professional

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Updated on: Sep 27 2024

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I'm so professional, I even have a snooze button on my alarm for my power naps at work!
I told my boss I needed a raise because I'm so good at math. Now, I'm getting paid for my ‘algorithmic excellence’!
I wanted to be a computer programmer, but I couldn't find the right code. Now I'm just coding my way through life!
I asked my computer if it could sing. Now it won't stop auto-tuning everything I say – even my emails!
I told my colleagues I'm writing a book on anti-gravity. They can't put it down!
I told my boss I have a great work ethic. He asked, 'What's that? Is it contagious?

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