8 Jokes For Private Tutor

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Updated on: Jun 22 2024

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My private tutor told me I should learn geometry. I said, 'That's where I draw the line!
My private tutor asked if I knew how to perform under pressure. I said, 'Of course, I'm an expert at pressing the snooze button!
I told my private tutor I wanted to study astronomy. Now he's over the moon!
My private tutor told me a joke about chemistry, but I didn't get a reaction!
My private tutor asked me if I knew the first three numbers. I said, 'Sure, 24/7!
My private tutor said, 'I'm reading a book on anti-gravity.' I said, 'Tell me about it!' He replied, 'It's impossible to put down!
My private tutor said, 'I'm an expert in time travel.' I replied, 'Prove it.' He said, 'Next week!
My private tutor told me a joke about amnesia, but I forgot how it goes!

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