5 Primary School Students Jokes

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Feb 23 2025

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The Teacher's Struggle

Grading papers
I asked a student once why he didn't do his homework. He said, "I'm saving trees, Miss." I appreciate the environmental concern, but I'm pretty sure the rainforest isn't suffering from a lack of poorly drawn dinosaurs.

The Cafeteria Conundrum

Food choices
I overheard a conversation in the lunch line. One kid said, "I heard the pizza's made with real cheese now." Another replied, "Yeah, right, and the broccoli is secretly chocolate.

The Mystery of Lost Items

Disappearing supplies
The pencil sharpener is the most mysterious object in the classroom. It's like the David Copperfield of stationery – making pencils disappear and reappear as tiny, useless nubs.

Parent-Teacher Meetings

Communication breakdown
Explaining to a parent that their child is the class clown is like telling someone they won the lottery but only get paid in whoopee cushions.

Recess Realities

Playground politics
I tried to teach my students about sharing. Now they think sharing means taking turns crying over who gets to use the blue crayon.

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