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Ever play hide-and-seek with a preschooler? It's less a game and more of a surprise parenting test. I searched the entire house for my daughter, only to find her hiding behind a curtain giggling, convinced she was the ninja master of camouflage.
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You know you're dealing with a preschooler when getting dressed is like negotiating a peace treaty. I asked my child to put on socks, and it turned into a 20-minute debate on why feet need "breathing time.
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Preschoolers have an innate talent for turning every mundane task into an adventure. Trying to brush a toddler's teeth is like battling a tiny, wiggly dragon. Toothpaste becomes their weapon of choice.
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You ever notice how preschoolers have a sixth sense for when you're on an important call? The moment you pick up the phone, they transform into tiny conductors leading a symphony of chaos.
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The negotiation skills of a preschooler are unmatched. I tried convincing my son to eat his vegetables, and he responded with, "How about I eat one, and you eat the rest? Fair deal, right?" I almost considered it. Almost.
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Preschoolers are like tiny detectives. They can find the most obscure items in your house, things you didn't even know existed. I asked my four-year-old to find my missing keys, and he proudly presented me with a fossilized Cheerio from under the couch.
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Preschool logic is a whole different dimension. I tried explaining the concept of time-out, and my kid responded with, "Can I have a snack while I'm in jail?" I think he's been watching too many crime dramas.
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You ever notice how preschoolers have this incredible ability to turn ordinary household items into imaginary friends? I walked into my living room the other day, and my kid introduced me to his new BFF, Mr. Potato Headless Vacuum.
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Preschoolers are basically tiny comedians with a knack for timing. I was in the middle of explaining why we can't have cookies for breakfast, and my kid interrupts with, "But dinosaurs eat cookies, Mom. Are we not dinosaurs?
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