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The gym is a breeding ground for prejudice. You'd think people would be too busy sweating and grunting to judge, but no. There's always that person who side-eyes you because you're lifting lighter weights. Look, I'm not trying to be the Hulk; I just want to lift my groceries without throwing out my back. And don't get me started on the judgment when you take longer breaks between sets. Some folks act like you just stole their treadmill. It's not a race, Susan; we're all just trying to avoid the dad bod.
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Fast food drive-thrus are a hotbed of culinary judgment. You pull up to the speaker, and suddenly the person on the other end is assessing your life choices based on your order. You ask for a salad, and they look at you like you just insulted their grandma's cooking. "Oh, you're too good for a double cheeseburger, huh?" No, I just like to mix in some lettuce with my guilt, thank you very much. And heaven forbid you ask for extra ketchup; it's like you've requested their firstborn child. "You're only getting three packets, buddy—deal with it.
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You ever notice how people become grocery store detectives? You're just innocently strolling down the aisle, minding your own business, and suddenly you catch someone giving you the side-eye like you just stole their lunch money in the third grade. I mean, come on, we're all here for the same reason—desperately searching for the best avocados. But no, they see you and think, "Oh, look at that person in the organic section, they must think they're better than me." No, I just like my apples pesticide-free, Karen!
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Elevators are like tiny judgment chambers. You step in, and suddenly everyone is sizing each other up. There's that unspoken elevator hierarchy. You're judged by the floor you press. If you're going to the top floor, people look at you like you own the place. But if you're getting off on the second floor, oh boy, get ready for the raised eyebrows. I can feel the judgment as I press "2," and someone on the 10th floor gives me the side-eye like, "Really? Stairs are too mainstream for you?
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