5+ Best Double Meaning Jokes Jokes For pregnant

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Navigating between curiosity and cluelessness

I’m getting all these parenting advice books as gifts. My favorite chapter so far? 'How to Assemble a Crib Without Cursing: A Step-by-Step Guide.'

Feeling neglected and confused

I heard them discussing baby names. If I hear 'Fluffy' on that list, I’m packing my toys and running away.

Professionalism vs. personal amazement

I’ve learned to appreciate the human body's capabilities. However, 'push' isn’t just a word in my job description; it’s a motivational anthem.

Balancing excitement with anxiety

I'm so nervous, I’ve started practicing my 'I’m completely calm' face. Apparently, it looks more like 'I’ve just seen a ghost.'

Wanting to help but driving everyone crazy

She insists she knows the baby’s gender based on how high I'm carrying. Last time I checked, I’m not a Magic 8-Ball.

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