5+ Best Double Meaning Jokes Jokes For pregnancy test

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Believing that there's no way the test could possibly be positive.

I was so sure the result would be negative that I started planning the 'I told you so' speech for the test.

Feeling the pressure of waiting for the pregnancy test results.

I'm pretty sure I aged a year during those three minutes of waiting. If stress burned calories, I'd be a supermodel by now!

Oscillating between hopefulness and fear while waiting for the result.

I've never been so invested in a little stick's opinion before. It's like the tiny oracle of my future!

Doubting the accuracy of the test and wanting an immediate answer.

I felt like Sherlock Holmes examining that stick. 'Elementary, my dear pregnancy test, show me the answer!'

Taking the test but not quite ready for the potential outcome.

I treated the pregnancy test like a procrastination milestone. 'Today, I'll take the test.' Tomorrow, 'Maybe I'll do laundry.'

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