5 Jokes About Pregnancy Is Not Ok

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Updated on: Jun 26 2024

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The Expectant Father

Balancing sympathy and self-preservation
I thought I was being considerate by waking up early and making breakfast for my pregnant wife. I made her eggs, toast, and coffee. She took one look at it and said, 'Is this a meal or a scientific experiment?' Note to self: pregnant women don't appreciate avant-garde breakfasts.

The Childless Neighbor

Navigating the fine line between curiosity and nosiness
I asked my pregnant neighbor if I could feel the baby kick. She gave me a look that said, 'You're not even invited to my dinner parties, and now you want to attend the internal ones?' Lesson learned: pregnancy does not come with an open invitation to the baby's dance recital.

The Confused Single Friend

Grappling with the sudden shift in friendship dynamics
My friend wanted me to attend a Lamaze class with her. I thought it was a new fitness trend, so I showed up in workout gear. Let me tell you, doing squats while everyone else is breathing deeply was not the best idea. Now I'm known as the guy who turned childbirth preparation into a cardio workout.

The Clueless Co-worker

Navigating the awkwardness of workplace discussions about pregnancy
I overheard some colleagues discussing maternity leave and decided to contribute to the conversation. I said, 'I think I need a maternity leave too. I'm feeling emotionally attached to my lunch, and it needs some time off.' Surprisingly, my boss agreed, but now I'm on a 'food emotional recovery break.'

The Overbearing In-Law

Navigating the delicate balance between advice and interference
I tried to be helpful by organizing a surprise baby shower for my daughter. I invited all her friends, colleagues, and even some distant relatives. The only problem? She wasn't pregnant; I misheard her on the phone. Now I'm known as the party planner with questionable eavesdropping skills.

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