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What's a pre-k student's favorite type of cookie? Ones with their name on them!
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How do you know when a pre-k student is telling a joke? When the punchline is a little punch!
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Why did the crayon go to pre-k? It wanted to improve its coloring skills!
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How does a pre-k student answer the phone? 'Good afternoon, this is child speaking!
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Why do pre-k teachers make great detectives? They know how to find missing socks!
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You ever try having a conversation with a pre-K kid? It's like negotiating with a tiny, sticky diplomat. They'll hit you with the hard questions like, 'Why is the sky blue?' and then follow it up with, 'Can I have a cookie for breakfast?' It's a mix of profound philosophy and negotiating snack treaties.
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You know you're in a pre-K world when you see a group of kids arguing passionately about the best color of Play-Doh. It's like a miniature United Nations summit, but instead of discussing world peace, they're debating the merits of pink versus blue.
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In pre-K, every day is a fashion show, and the classroom is the runway. I've seen kids rocking superhero capes, princess dresses, and one kid who insisted on wearing swim goggles for the entire day. Fashion icons in the making, I tell you.
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Pre-K, where nap time is a competitive sport. These kids have more strategic sleeping positions than a chess grandmaster. I walked in once, and it looked like a tiny slumber party, but instead of pillow fights, they were having debates about the best way to catch imaginary butterflies.
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I tried telling a knock-knock joke to a pre-K class, and let me tell you, their sense of humor is on another level. I got blank stares until one kid raised his hand and said, 'Why did the chicken cross the playground?' These kids are the future of comedy, mark my words.
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Pre-K teachers deserve a medal. They're basically miracle workers trying to keep order in a room full of tiny humans with the attention span of a goldfish on a sugar rush. It's like herding cats, but the cats are all hopped up on juice boxes and crayons.
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Pre-K snacks are a culinary adventure. One day it's goldfish crackers, the next day it's animal-shaped fruit snacks. I swear, those kids have a more diverse palate than some adults I know. Move over, Michelin-star restaurants; pre-K is where the real foodies are.
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I played 'Simon Says' with a pre-K class, and let me tell you, those kids are master tacticians. They'd throw in moves that even the most seasoned yoga instructor would struggle with. 'Simon says touch your toes, do a somersault, and then dab!' I was sweating by the end.
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I recently volunteered at a pre-K class, thinking it would be a breeze. I left with glitter in places I didn't know existed and a newfound respect for anyone who can wrangle a herd of four-year-olds. I've never seen chaos organized so creatively.
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