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You ever find it amusing how we've mastered sending a spacecraft to Mars, but when it comes to untangling a pair of earbuds, we're basically just monkeys discovering fire for the first time?
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You ever notice how when you're trying to plug in a USB, it feels like you're participating in a high-stakes game show? "Will it go in this time? Or will I turn it around for the 37th time?
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You know what's strange? How we can instantly recall song lyrics from a decade ago but struggle to remember why we walked into a room two minutes ago. Maybe we should start setting our daily tasks to a catchy beat.
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Why is it that the snooze button on the alarm clock feels like a gateway drug? Just five more minutes, and suddenly you're negotiating with yourself like you're in a hostage situation.
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Have you ever thought about how mirrors in fitting rooms have this magical ability to make you look like a cross between a supermodel and a superhero? Then you get home, and your reflection is like, "Surprise! Remember me?
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Ever notice how the speed of the microwave is inversely proportional to how hungry you are? Waiting for those 60 seconds feels like an eternity when your stomach's growling.
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You know what's funny? How our smartphones have more computing power than the spaceship that landed on the moon, but the battery can't even last through a long meeting without tapping out.
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Isn't it funny how the weather forecast can predict rain with pinpoint accuracy, but when you're planning a picnic, suddenly it's like reading tea leaves? "Is that a cloud or just a suspiciously dark patch of sky?
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Ever notice how the most urgent emails arrive in your inbox precisely at 4:59 PM on a Friday? It's like they have a sixth sense for ruining your weekend vibes before they even start.
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